White House Calligrapher AKA The Handwriting Guy AKA The White House Schmeeb AKA The Guy Who’s Terrible At Texting Has A Higher Security Clearance Than Jared Kushner

Mar 1

Mar 1 White House Calligrapher AKA The Handwriting Guy AKA The White House Schmeeb AKA The Guy Who’s Terrible At Texting Has A Higher Security Clearance Than Jared Kushner

Washington (CNN) One of the White House's most important diplomats happens to be an artist -- with a top secret security clearance.

That means the chief White House calligrapher now has greater access to sensitive information than White House adviser -- and President Donald Trump's son-in-law -- Jared Kushner.

Scrutiny over White House clearances in recent weeks has raised questions about top secret versus secret clearance, the application process and the levels of access afforded to those who achieve it.

Kushner was among those White House officials whose security clearance was downgraded from top secret to secret, a significant move cutting back on the information he can access.

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Oh boy this is a terrible look, Jared. You have a lower security clearance than the guy who has to ask all the dinner guests if they have any nicknames. I mean “the help” seems like a little bit of a harsh term here but that’s basically what it is. This is a White House nerd who has NOTHING to do with politics. You can’t call yourself a politician and be less trusted with sensitive information than the neat handwriting guy. What’s Kushner’s job again? I’m not even going to look it up. No way it’s important with such a low security clearance.

Don’t sleep on the white house calligrapher. You may think she’s a nerd, but she’s sneaky, she’s dangerous. She’ll be the White House Mrs. Steal yo’ girl if you aren’t careful. writing handwritten notes, beautiful handwritten notes. Nice handwriting is very attractive. Maybe we’ll be the last generation to say that but maybe not. That’s a disclaimer I have to throw at everyone I date, kiss, or cuddle with: "hey you seem really nice, I don’t want to mess this up, my handwriting looks like I’m having a stroke and I am struggling against god’s will, and this brain hemorrhage, to finish this grocery list, note to you, or god forbid, love letter before I lose all function on one side of my body."

Jared’s just pounding on the door of the oval office trying to get in, and this calligrapher’s just smirking in the corner scrawling out name tags. Tough, tough day to be Jared Kushner, a couple of months ago it looks like you’ve got your future set up in the most recent oligarchy (*cough *cough who said that?), next thing you’re having your thunder snatched, and your wife stolen by the only schmuck in D.C. who knows how to write a capital cursive ‘G’.