Jul 8 Jul 8 My Mom Chose These Two Flavors of Salt Water Taffy and I Need to Know if She’s Okay Keegs
Jul 8 Jul 8 Citizen Abandons Potatoes for 3 Months, Is Shocked When They Become An Alien: A Lesson In The Bachelor's School of Pantry Management Keegs
Jul 3 Jul 3 Woman Tries to Donate Breastmilk to Mothers: Gets Overwhelmed With Requests From Dudes Who Want to be Breastfed. Keegs
Jul 2 Jul 2 Finland Officially Decides to Abandon Swastika as Military Logo- And Not a Moment Too Soon Keegs
Jul 1 Jul 1 Man Makes Us All Look Like Idiots: Sails for 85 Days to Be With His Dad For Father’s Day Keegs
Jun 26 Jun 26 Hats Off to Diego: The Sea Tortoise Who Fucked His Species Back Into Existence, and Himself Into Retirement. Keegs
Jun 26 Jun 26 Cruise Continue to Simulate Medieval Ages: Doesn’t Warn Tourists That They Are Standing On An Active Volcano. Keegs
Jun 23 Jun 23 Unsurprising But Important: Science Proves Cat Owners Are Less Likely to Have Sex: An Investigation Keegs
