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Tourists Are Too Fat and the Gondoliers Can't Take It Anymore

Jul 23

Jul 23 Tourists Are Too Fat and the Gondoliers Can't Take It Anymore

Taco Bell Removes Menu Items: Fucks With The Last Group of People On Earth I’d Ever Fuck With

Jul 22

Jul 22 Taco Bell Removes Menu Items: Fucks With The Last Group of People On Earth I’d Ever Fuck With

Kansas Dog Escapes to Old Home In Missouri: Owners Should Take a Hint

Jul 22

Jul 22 Kansas Dog Escapes to Old Home In Missouri: Owners Should Take a Hint

Most Confusing Fight of All Time: Man Struck By Hatchet: An Exploration of the Word “Laceration”

Jul 21

Jul 21 Most Confusing Fight of All Time: Man Struck By Hatchet: An Exploration of the Word “Laceration”

I've Got Bad News For Fans of This Anti-Racist Beer: It Is Most Definitely Racist

Jul 21

Jul 21 I've Got Bad News For Fans of This Anti-Racist Beer: It Is Most Definitely Racist

Keegs Recommends/First Impression: Ghost of Tsushima (PS4)

Jul 17

Jul 17 Keegs Recommends/First Impression: Ghost of Tsushima (PS4)

Keegs Recommends: Unbelievable (TV)

Jul 17

Jul 17 Keegs Recommends: Unbelievable (TV)

I’m More Impressed With Henry Cavill’s Computer Building Than Biceps

Jul 16

Jul 16 I’m More Impressed With Henry Cavill’s Computer Building Than Biceps

Doctors Remove Worm From Woman's Throat And Sushi Is Officially Off the Menu Boys

Jul 16

Jul 16 Doctors Remove Worm From Woman's Throat And Sushi Is Officially Off the Menu Boys

Bruce Willis Never Sprays: An Exploration of a Luxurious Bathroom

Jul 15

Jul 15 Bruce Willis Never Sprays: An Exploration of a Luxurious Bathroom

English Pub Installs Electric Fence to Enforce Social Distancing

Jul 15

Jul 15 English Pub Installs Electric Fence to Enforce Social Distancing

Two Year Old Escapes House: Gets Caught Trying to Trade Up

Jul 14

Jul 14 Two Year Old Escapes House: Gets Caught Trying to Trade Up

Tik Tok’er Goes to Abandoned Hospital: Deservedly Finds Ghost

Jul 14

Jul 14 Tik Tok’er Goes to Abandoned Hospital: Deservedly Finds Ghost

Squirrel Has Bubonic Plague in Colorado: Objectively Not Good News

Jul 13

Jul 13 Squirrel Has Bubonic Plague in Colorado: Objectively Not Good News

Problems That Apparently Exist: USPS Mail Trucks Keep Lighting On Fire And Nobody Knows Why

Jul 13

Jul 13 Problems That Apparently Exist: USPS Mail Trucks Keep Lighting On Fire And Nobody Knows Why

Pakistan Fires Pilots Who Cheated on Pilot Exams: Because Apparently That's Something That Can Happen In Real Life

Jul 10

Jul 10 Pakistan Fires Pilots Who Cheated on Pilot Exams: Because Apparently That's Something That Can Happen In Real Life

Australian Man Fights Australia's Most Dangerous Snake In His Car: While Driving: Wins: Reminds Me of My Bottomless Cowardice

Jul 10

Jul 10 Australian Man Fights Australia's Most Dangerous Snake In His Car: While Driving: Wins: Reminds Me of My Bottomless Cowardice

Melania Statue Burnt In Slovenia: A Strictly Unpolitical Blog

Jul 9

Jul 9 Melania Statue Burnt In Slovenia: A Strictly Unpolitical Blog

Throwback: Cereal Review Video

Jul 9

Jul 9 Throwback: Cereal Review Video

Science Discovers Extinct Dolphin That Behaved Like Killer Whale

Jul 9

Jul 9 Science Discovers Extinct Dolphin That Behaved Like Killer Whale