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Today In "What Happens When Middle Schoolers Don't Jerk Off": The Deodorant Challenge AKA Kids Are Melting Their Arms Off

A mum has issued a warning to parents about the dangers of ‘The Deodorant Challenge’ after the new playground craze left her daughter with second-degree burns.

Fidget spinners, Fortnite and flossing – kids can’t get enough of viral crazes right now.

But some trends are more risky than others and one parent is keen to shout about the dangers.

Taking to Facebook, Jamie Prescott shared some images of her daughter’s severely burnt arms and went on to explain that ‘The Deodorant Challenge’, which has been growing in popularity in school playgrounds of late, had been the cause of the injuries.

Jamie said her daughter’s arms had received severe secondary burns.

Full story here.


Well it looks like we’ve got another challenge folks! This week kids are spraying themselves for as long as they can with deodorant, and as a result are getting second degree burns. The teenage mind and the depths it goes to in the absence of pussy is a fascinating thing. Will somebody teach these children to jerk off? Please?

These poor kids, so many hormones and such little brain development to counteract it. There’s nothing like the bottomless pit of virgin, teenage, unrequited horniness to make you spray acid all of your arms and watch the skin drip onto the linoleum floor of the cafeteria, all while still getting a boner. 

We’ve all been there, right? I mean back in my locker room days we used to hold a hair dryer to our nipples for as long as we could- had to stop when one guy started lactating. Obviously that wasn’t lactating, that was burn juice, but teenagers are super dumb- so yeah it was lactating. Everybody’s done this, right?

I’m torn between whether this is all a masochistic cry for help or whether this is just teenagers trying all of the things that we usually take in moderation not in moderation. Tide pod challenge, tide pods smell great, why can’t you eat them? Okay turns out they’re poison. Deodorant challenge: what happens when you spray an entire can of deodorant on yourself? Okay turns out it melts you. What’s next? What’s something dangerous that we need to be reminded of? Only other thing I can think of from middle school is that I wanted my teeth to be super white before a dance so I brushed them for 45 minutes. You’re not supposed to do that and I spent the next two weeks with peeling gums, so get ready for the Tooth Brushing challenge and a bunch of sexually frustrated, bloody mouthed pimple poppers to take the internet by storm.

P.S. Classic blog curse: next challenge will for sure be the "jerk off challenge" where a bunch of shy, sweaty thirteen year olds are going to rub their dicks first into little nubs, and then right off their bodies.