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Listen Here To The Latest Episode Of HAPAYHN: Ep 35- "Senator Rubio, Please Call Us Back"

Sep 28

Sep 28 Listen Here To The Latest Episode Of HAPAYHN: Ep 35- "Senator Rubio, Please Call Us Back"

Lady Finds Turtle In Her Vagina

Sep 26

Sep 26 Lady Finds Turtle In Her Vagina

Tale As Old As Time: I Got Bullied By A Bunch Of Kids On The Train

Sep 26

Sep 26 Tale As Old As Time: I Got Bullied By A Bunch Of Kids On The Train

We're Teaching Robots To Peel Lettuce- And I Guess It Could Be Worse

Sep 26

Sep 26 We're Teaching Robots To Peel Lettuce- And I Guess It Could Be Worse

Maine Restaurant In Trouble For Getting Lobsters *Very* High Before Boiling Them Alive

Sep 25

Sep 25 Maine Restaurant In Trouble For Getting Lobsters Very High Before Boiling Them Alive

Addressing The Naked Gardener In Florida: An Analysis Of Society's Trends And A Rethinking Of Traditional Child-Rearing

Sep 25

Sep 25 Addressing The Naked Gardener In Florida: An Analysis Of Society's Trends And A Rethinking Of Traditional Child-Rearing

The New Flyers Mascot Is Everything That Philadelphia Has Ever Been, Is, Will Be: And, For The First Time In The History Of Philadelphian Products, Is Perfect.

Sep 25

Sep 25 The New Flyers Mascot Is Everything That Philadelphia Has Ever Been, Is, Will Be: And, For The First Time In The History Of Philadelphian Products, Is Perfect.

Man Being Fined For Defending His Food Against Seagull Is Injustice At Its Worst

Sep 25

Sep 25 Man Being Fined For Defending His Food Against Seagull Is Injustice At Its Worst

Listen Here To HAPAYHN: Ep 34- "Rejected"

Sep 21

Sep 21 Listen Here To HAPAYHN: Ep 34- "Rejected"

New Hampshire Crew That Dropped A Giant Dead Whale On The Ground Had One Job: Principally Not To Put Dead Whale In Dumpster.

Sep 19

Sep 19 New Hampshire Crew That Dropped A Giant Dead Whale On The Ground Had One Job: Principally Not To Put Dead Whale In Dumpster.

Hurricanes Remain Not Fun Place To Be: Floating Swarms Of Fire Ants Spotted In Florence's Floodwaters

Sep 19

Sep 19 Hurricanes Remain Not Fun Place To Be: Floating Swarms Of Fire Ants Spotted In Florence's Floodwaters

Body Found In Poland Full Of Wasps, Bees, and Squirrels: I'm Officially Getting Cremated

Sep 19

Sep 19 Body Found In Poland Full Of Wasps, Bees, and Squirrels: I'm Officially Getting Cremated

Five Squirrels Get Tied Together By Their Tails: Let's Talk About Squirrels

Sep 19

Sep 19 Five Squirrels Get Tied Together By Their Tails: Let's Talk About Squirrels

Burglars Posing As Food Deliverymen Is So Brilliant It Hurts

Sep 12

Sep 12 Burglars Posing As Food Deliverymen Is So Brilliant It Hurts

A Missed Connection Story For The Ages: Guy Meets Girl Named Nicole And She Gives Him The Wrong Number, He Promptly Mass Emails Everybody On His Campus Named Nicole

Sep 12

Sep 12 A Missed Connection Story For The Ages: Guy Meets Girl Named Nicole And She Gives Him The Wrong Number, He Promptly Mass Emails Everybody On His Campus Named Nicole

Lizard Vengeance (AKA Hybrid Pythons) Still Out Of Control In Florida: We Present A Solution

Sep 12

Sep 12 Lizard Vengeance (AKA Hybrid Pythons) Still Out Of Control In Florida: We Present A Solution

Listen Here To HAPAYHN: Ep 32- "The Last Blue Bubble"

Sep 7

Sep 7 Listen Here To HAPAYHN: Ep 32- "The Last Blue Bubble"

Listen Here To HAPAYHN: Ep 31- "Zafar, The Horny Dolphin"

Aug 31

Aug 31 Listen Here To HAPAYHN: Ep 31- "Zafar, The Horny Dolphin"

I Move Back To The City, Swarm Of Bees Descends Like The Plague Upon Hot Dog Cart

Aug 29

Aug 29 I Move Back To The City, Swarm Of Bees Descends Like The Plague Upon Hot Dog Cart

We've Got A Horny Dolphin On The Loose!

Aug 29

Aug 29 We've Got A Horny Dolphin On The Loose!